DRAMATIS LUSORIS

COMING SOON!!!

“Anna” and her time machine.

One of my missions as a Chronoteur was to travel to Germany in the early 80s to look for a woman who was supposed to have left from this timeline on this date.

I never found her. Just evidence that she’d been wherever I looked on the day before.

I had postulated at the time that perhaps we were wrong about the date of her departure.

What do you know:

http://www.myrealtimemachine.com/

She was supposed to leave today. Left Yesterday instead.

I always wondered why they didn’t just send me to the time she left from (now-ish) or to when she started developing the machine. Now I know it’s because there is already AT LEAST one version of “me” here at this present time.

SO. I am blamed for the failure of the mission. So some media-whiz from the early 21st century time-traveled and came back. I’m in trouble because THESE CLOWNS:

…Write this fucking song about her. It’s not like the lyrics are about how to build a fucking time-machine or time travel AT ALL. It’s basically “ANNA. LET ME IN LET ME OUT” ad nauseum.

Still, it’s determined that the only way to rectify this situation is to send my stupid ass back to Germany in 1982, and TERMINATE ALL MEMBERS OF TRIO.

DON’T WORRY (OBVIOUSLY) I didn’t do it. They kept writing, recording and performing their “Neue Deutsche Welle” songs.

This was actually a pivotal moment for me – instead of following orders, I went AWOL for the first time. I hit February 1985 instead. I stole time-travel tech.

No one cares if I talk about this stuff now (apparently – since the site’s still up) Doesn’t matter, They caught up with me. I was punished. For whatever reason they didn’t send anyone else after the Trio dudes. That makes me happy.

ANNA – IF YOU’RE READING THIS: LET ME IN!

WE MUST COMPARE NOTES! WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER!

I DIDN’T KILL THE TRIO DUDES!!! YOU OWE ME A FUCKING FAVOR!!!

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