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I am also …From the FUTUUUURRRRRE!!!

[show_avatar email=4 align=left user_link=bp_memberpage show_name=true]That’s right, it is I, Rickey Rat… FROM THE FUTURE.
(Hey everyone how’s it goin’ etc)

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BACK… TO THE, err, TOPIC:
THE FUTURE.
Unfortunately, it is a very grim one.
We were all standing around, patting each other on the backs (IN THE  FUTURE). In like 2020, scientists come up with a means of creating tiny  wormholes that can be placed in toilets to send waste product to another  dimension.
Over the next two centuries, the Earth is transformed into a Utopian  paradise as we eradicate all waste product from our very realm of  existence.
Then, one day in 2219, Helmutt Turttbridge, the CEO of “Portal Potty,  INC” went missing. Rumor was that he had been sucked through the portal  in his personal bidet.
He was found months later in the abandoned sewer tunnels beneath  Paris, covered in crap and babbling incessantly about horrible times  approaching and warning about “THE SHIT HITTING THE FAN”.
He made an attempt to shut down production of the corporation, but it  was determined that he was no longer of sound mind and body, and  production was doubled.
Some people listened to him though, and a small cult was formed,  dedicated to “natural” waste disposal (now considered an act of  terrorism) and the spreading of the 2/2/2222 message: That the place  we’ve been sending our poop has figured out where it where it’s been  coming from, and THEY ARE PISSED.
…And have figured out a way to build cyborg bio monsters  (Turdminators) out of the genetic material in our waste, and send them  BACK through the portals to kill us.
The human population is dwindling, the cities are controlled by heavily armed marauders.
Yes it actually happens. (UNLESS I CAN STOP IT – <em>IN TIME</em>) I  have been sent back in time to warn everybody not to abuse quantum  physics and wormhole technology, that we can’t just send our problems to  another universe instead of just dealing with shit in this one.

I am also ...From the FUTUUUURRRRRE!!!  

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Rickey Rat
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June 2, 2015 5:54 AM  

That's right, it is I, Rickey Rat... FROM THE FUTURE. (Hey everyone how's it goin' etc) BACK... TO THE, err, TOPIC: THE FUTURE. Unfortunately, it is a very grim one...

Please read the post at http://www.rickey-rat.com/i-am-also-from-the-futuuuurrrrre/ before joining the discussion.

Edited: 12 months  ago

I'm Rickey Rat. I am somewhat responsible for all of this.


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June 2, 2015 3:22 PM  

RICKEY THE RATT NO FUCKEN WAYYY

UR 2 pHuNnyy LOLOLOL.


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rockabillykid_0
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June 2, 2015 3:23 PM  

It's good to see you here Rickey, though I was expecting a modicum of support from you. Just a modicum.

I think you know who I am. There is enough material here for anyone who gives a rat's ass (sorry, couldn't resist) to figure out exactly who I am.

But really, WHO I AM is not so much the problem as WHEN.

More specifically, the problem is that the WHO I'm looking for in this WHEN is NOWHERE to be found.

MY VERY EXISTENCE depends on my finding a certain someone, and the little bastard doesn't even have the common decency to be where he's supposed to be.

PM me if you know where he can be found.


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Rickey Rat
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June 2, 2015 3:24 PM  

You disappoint me, Joseph; how is that not in support of what you've posted?
OK, maybe it's a little metaphoric - and the names have been changed to make it more hilarious, but I didn't *really* post anything that wasn't true, did I?
Alright, I'm stretching it.

MESSAGE FROM THE ONE YOU SEEK:

DON'T TRY TO FUCKING FIND ME YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT.

...And I'm sorry dude, those were his exact words (It was actually a text message).
For the record, neither he nor I disagree with what you're posting - and I'm sure he's glad that you're posting it so that he doesn't have to.
ATTENTION - THE REST OF YOU DORKS:
THIS SHIT IS THE TRUTH. LISTEN TO "THE ROCKABILLY KID"

I'm Rickey Rat. I am somewhat responsible for all of this.


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